Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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