Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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