at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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