Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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