OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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