She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
pray to the hookup gods
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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