would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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