people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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