so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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