i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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