I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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