are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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