Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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