Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just pee around me
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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