i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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