How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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