Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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