Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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