and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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