just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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