I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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