We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
3 2 1 whiskey
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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