apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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