I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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