these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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