And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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