perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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