I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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