I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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