Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
why do cheetos always look like penises
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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