it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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