it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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