His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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