That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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