She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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