nut hugger
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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