is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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