the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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