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Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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