His pubic hair was longer than his dick
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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