i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
