you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
you had me at cake vodka
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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