i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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