Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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