A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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