The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize