I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We just shotgunned beers for America
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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