You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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