a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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