I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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