ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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