Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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