Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
send nudes
from the living room?
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