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• (801): View more from Utah

  I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"

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• (914): View more from New York

  you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Glow parties are what I live for

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  Your priorities in life astound me

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy

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• (214): View more from Texas

  The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Wait, how many people just saw my dick?

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