Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
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go home
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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