That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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