i just google imaged poop.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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